…Or You Could Just Hang a ‘Do Not Disturb’ Sign Around Your Neck

As goddesses, we naturally have to spend every waking moment fending off advances from swarms of gentleman callers.  Well, maybe not quite to that extreme, but we still have to be trained in the art of rejection for when the situation calls for it from time to time.  It can be unfortunate.  It can be unsavory.  It can be awkward.  But it can also be pretty hilarious.  This month, serial dater Lucinda has compiled a list of funny and playful ways to let a guy know that “no” means “no” in “Press the Rescue Button!”